When Insults had class...
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
1 comments:
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i suffered atention disorder as result of trauma and brain damage , over load to brain , stress from my story of abuse.PTSD. it would tie in towhat i had to say. if u read ur messages .
It is also moraly inethical to take a innocent healthy kid and use that kid for a guniea pig for doctors getting incentives from drug companys and other . they are brain washing idot parents who have no idea how to raise kids let alone challenged or extrodinary kids. THe dog whisperer is a good example of a roll model for people who cant understand kids let alone dogs. People having kids in same way they own dogs who cant understand what someone who is common sense can. Just imagine how many kids lives are effected by parents who claim to be nice people. Its not a joke if u have ever suffered in prison for what u have not done. I was not even given a trial. Insane people were given say over my life and no one knew the truth.
I also studied the conditions of brain and mind mental reactions on a simplistic god given level to everthing that was done with me while i was given light by god. if i did not have that. i would have remained sick by people and sick society for ever. Even if they finaly got to defeat me in end, igot enough information and time to live to prove it. but it will now torment me forever to have survived this and be taken back to it by sick and illicit intentions of people who knew they could play on stupid white peoples lives and mentalities. Atenntion disorder is something i had to deal with all during this with autism and other. i prayed to god to not let people make me depressed. or effected.
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