...any sane N.Y'er, would NEVER,ever,ever (even in their most delusional state)..EVER think about going to Times Square on new years eve.
Well now I can say that I did it, I saw the ball drop, kissed a stunningly sexy man (my guy)in the most romantic way...almost got trampled by the riot police on a herd of skittish horsie's (very large ones, BTW)...forget the police, what about a herd of a million people trying to squish into several 100 square yard spaces around and about times square...
There is something titillating about being at the mercy of a rabid crowd of drunk people and knowing that if I lose my balance for one second - I could be squashed.
Well, Happy New Year everyone - may this year be prosperous and above all...peaceful.
NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS
- I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
- I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
- When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
- I will balance my checkbook.
- I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."
- I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses.
- I will go into McDonald''s and order a McSpreader
- I will go into McDonald''s and order a McSlurry
- I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.
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